BROWN SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT NO.1

WHO’S GOT THE POWER BABY? NOW THE BROWN GOT DA POWER WE’VE ALL GOT THE POWER. HOLDING A FULL DECK OF AUTOMATIC ACES IN A GAME WITH NO RULES-YOU WANT RULES? YOU GO WORK ‘EM OUT. HEY! WHAT TAINTED SOUL COULD RESIST SUCH SUPERSHORT SUPERSONIC ROCK ‘N’ ROLL? YEAH! I JUST SAID ROCK ‘N’ ROLL, WHO’S GONNA STOP ME? THIS AINT NO FUCKIN’ STYLE MAG SPREAD, THIS IS ALL THERE IS, THIS IS ALL WE’VE GOT..SO LET’S BOOGIE SISTER. TRULY THE BIG BOYS BACK IN TOWN ARE BACK IN BROWN. WHO’S YOUR DADDY-OH! UNBELIEVER? WHO’S GOT THE FIRE? (MORE QUESTIONS-THIS AINT NO GAMESHOW!) I GOT THE FIRE AND I’M BURNING RIGHT UP. C’MON SISTER! FAN THOSE FURIOUS FLAMES OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ONE MORE TIME BEFORE SOMEONE BUSTS OUR PARTY AGAIN. DIG THAT BORN AGAIN RIGHTEOUS BOOGIE! OPEN UP AND BE HEALED BY THE POWER AND THE GLORY. C’MON KIDZ, LET’S POWERJIVE THROUGH THE GATES TO THE NU-SCHOOL, OLD-SCHOOL ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HIGHSCHOOL. LEAVE YOUR DULL CYNICISM AT THE DOOR MR CRITICMAN–GET THEE TO INDIEBOY BEDWETTING HELL. THERE’S NEVER A CLICHÉ IN A YEAH! OR A HEY! LET’S ALL BE IMMORTAL FOR THREE MINUTES WHILE THE BIG BAND PLAY. LET’S ALL BE LEGENDARY-LET’S ALL BE FUCKIN’ INCENDIARY. LISTEN UP MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS-YOU GOTTA RETUNE YOUR EAR AERIALS TO THIS INFECTIONS NU-ELECTRIC GOSPEL SOUND. ROLL UP AND PLUG YOURSELVES RIGHT IN FOR THE NEXT SERMON. YEAH! YEAH! I’M NEVER MORE ALIVE THAN WHEN I’M KRANKED UP REALLY HIGH. C’MON MAN! TURN US UP LOUDER, IT GIVES US OUR POWER. FEELING TRULY ALIVE TO THE SOUND OF MUSIC. LETTING YOUR BURNING HEART REPEAT TO THAT PERFECT ROCK ‘N’ ROLL BEAT. FIRED UP CABLES AND THE DESIRE OF THE WIRES. YOU KNOW THAT FEELING-OH YEAH! FINDING YOUR SALVATION THROUGH THE HEAVY EQUALISATION. THERE’S NO SUBSTITUTE. NOTHING-NOT EVEN CLOSE. BEHOLD! BROTHER, SWEET SONIC INTOXICATION. LET’S ALL LEARN TO FEEL, LET’S ALL BE HEALED. A SUCKERPUNCH OF SOUL AND A FISTFULL ‘O’ FUZZ. A FIGHT ABOUT A LOVE-A CRIME ABOUT A PASSION-A EVOLUTION OF REVOLUTION. THIS AINT ABOUT ATTITUDE-ANYONE CAN PLAY THE BAD BWOY-THE PANTO ROCKER. THIS IS ALL ABOUT THE SPRIT. DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU MEANT TO DO? JUST DO THOSE LITTLE THINGS BABY. LIKE SAVING THIS LAND WITH A ROCK ‘N’ ROLL BAND. IT’S A GIFT TO US ALL. COME JOIN THE ELECTRIC CONGREGATION.

BROTHERS AND SISTERS THOU ART TRULY MOTHERFUCKIN’ BLESSED!